Lab Rats Wanted

As we develop products utilizing our goat milk and other natural farm ingredients, lab rats are needed.  While we do NOT use actual lab rats, we do use human volunteers.  It makes no sense to put our products on rats that will never use them.  Seriously, ever seen a rat take a shower and use soap?

Being a Faith’s Farm Lab Rat isn’t a comfy job.  It’s not a free ride.  It might result in an irritating rash.  It will take time out of your already busy life.  

So, what are the job requirements?  A Lab Rat must assume the risk of using an untested product.  (Duh, that’s the whole point.)  The Rat must provide feedback on how the product performed and under what conditions the product was used.  The Rat will also be expected to ruin the product and tell us how that was accomplished.  The Rat must also keep the product within a small testing unit.  (Please don’t share it with everyone you meet until product testing has been completed.) 

The product will be provided to you at no cost in exchange for detailed information on how the product performed for you.  Anyone interested in being one of our Lab Rats, please contact me directly.  Let’s do this!

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